Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Review: Stardust


Tristan (Charlie Cox) tracks down a star (Claire Daines) to take back to his true love.

Please go see this movie. I had such a good time with this one. I won't say it was absolutely perfect because it did have flaws. The cinematography has it's ups and downs. The story kind of drags at the beginning. Yet, it is such a fun fantasy adventure with multiple story lines, tongue-in-cheek humor, random story deviations, many different kinds of villains... Michelle Pfeiffer is excellent as the evil witch, Lamia.

I haven't ever told you to go see a particular movie before, but this one is so unique. It didn't make much money (by Hollywood standards) in its first weekend. Perhaps that is why they keep giving us crap sequels, Rush Hour 3, Daddy Day Camp. Seriously, support the unique ones.

My favorite parts of the movie...

slaughtered princes
voodoo sword fight
Billy and Bernard
the haircut
the scene where Tristan is a mouse
the guard at the wall
Ricky Gervais as Ferdy

5 out of 5 stars.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Review: The Bourne Ultimatum


Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) is tracking down the beginning of Treadstone and where it all started for him.

Excellent three-quel. Probably the only third movie this summer (and there's been a ton) that really lives up to expectations. Fast paced, action packed. Classic Bourne really.

My favorite parts of the movie:

Finding out his real name
hints from Nicky Parsons
real locales, they actully filmed in all the different locations and there is a lot
the part only Tom and I laughed at, sadly I don't remember what happened, but it must have been sutble becuase in a packed theater we were the only two that laughed ;)

4 out of 5 stars.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

01-18-08 Website

There is now awebsite for the crazy trailer in front of Transformers.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Review: The Simpsons Movie


The Simpson's tackle the environment, the government, religion, pretty much everything in their first feature length film.

This movie was basically an extended Simpson's episode, but that really works for it. It was hilarious, irreverent, satirical, everything you come to expect from the Simpson's. The animation had much greater detail than the TV version, but everything else was essentially the same. The jokes were great, stuff only the Simpson's could get away with. The lesson from this movie is that you should always listen to you wife. Here, here. ;)

My favorite parts of the movie:

one-liners
random gags
ralph wiggum
Lisa punching Bart
the bullies getting beaten up

4 out of 5 stars.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Review: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


Very few in the wizarding world believe that Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) witnessed Lord Voldemort's (Ralph Fiennes) return, but the secret Order of the Phoenix is gathering forces to fight. Meanwhile, Hogwarts is being controlled by the Ministry of Magic through the deliciously evil Delores Umbridge (Imelda Staunton).

Excellent movie, although it was torture having to wait 5 whole days after it came out to see it. The acting is really fabulous in this one, especially Imelda Staunton, Gary Oldman as Sirius Black, and Evanna Lynch as Luna Lovegood. My only complaint is that they cut sooo much out. I mean it's the longest book of the series, yet this was the shortest movie yet. It made for a very choppy plot and several characters were severely under-used, like Professor McGonagall and Trelawney. I think Ginny Weasley had two lines. However, they did get some nice reaction shots from her setting up for the next film. Plus, they cut out St. Mungo's which I really wanted to see. Alas, it was still a great movie.

My favorite parts of the movie:

Um, let's see, all of them, although Harry talking about the kiss with Ron and Hermione is quite memorable

5 out of 5 stars.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Trailer: Fred Claus



I am not quite sure about this movie yet. But it does have a bunch of good people in it, Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, Kevin Spacey, Miranda Richardson, Kathy Bates, Rachel Weisz, Elizabeth Banks, PLUS Trevor Peacock, whom you've probably never heard of but plays Jim Trott in The Vicar of Dibley, best British show ever, no, no, no, no, no, no,...YES. You can briefly see him in the trailer as Fred and Santa's dad. This is by the same people who did The Wedding Crashers, so we'll see.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Trailer: Get Smart



Ah, Steve Carell as Maxwell Smart, that's as close to perfect without Don Adams. I love Don Adams voice. I always think of Tenessee Tuxedo, but you probably know him as Inspector Gadget, which is pretty much a copy of the character of Maxwell Smart. Anyway, enjoy the orignal TV show opening as well.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

J.J. Abrams Secret Trailer: AKA Cloverfield

Wow, man, just this one trailer is almost worth it to go to see Transformers. It's a totally unique marketing idea. It has no name. It's all filmed with hand held cameras. It super creepy. Think Lost people. I have tried to find the trailer again online and everywhere I have seen that it has been posted, it is now unavailable. Even more creepy. Rather than me blathering on. Check out this article. It says everything I would have, much better than I would have, and includes a link to a teaser website. J.J. Abrams rules. Geesh, Lost, Star Trek XI, and now this. He is crazy talented.

Review: Transformers


The Autobots come to protect the humans from the Decepticons as they both race to find the All Spark, the energy that created their world, now hidden on Earth.

I enjoyed myself immensely at this movie and that's what it's all about, entertainment. The whole alien robot thing did get a little cheesy at some points, but overall the story was good. Shia LeBeouf, who played Sam Witwicky, talked exactly like Justin Long in Live Free or Die Hard, hence, I loved it. Their characters both talk so fast, that they stumble and mumble over their words. It's hilarious.

The dialog overall was excellent. Sam uses the line, "more than meets the eye," the classic Transformers line, on his love interest Mikaela. Cracks me up. There is a great scene where Sgt. Lennox (Josh Duhemel) is trying to make a phone call to the pentagon while fighting the Decepticons and has to go though one of those annoying, "I don't really want to help you," operators. Great. Plus, the dialog with his parents is just so painfully funny. (They even get a few bonus scenes in the end credits).

Good special effects, great action, comedy. Good summer blockbuster.

My favorite parts of the movie:

J.J. Abrams secret trailer (shown before the movie technically, more on that soon)
Dialog
80's references
Scenes with his parents
Autobots hiding in the backyard

4 out of 5 stars.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Review: Live Free or Die Hard


John McClane (Bruce Willis) is charged with ferrying Matt Ferrell (Justin Long) to the FBI and finds himself trying to stop a cyber-terrorism plot.

This movie was far better than my expectations. The action was quite unbelievable. Plus, how many times really can McClane get the crap kicked out of him and still keep going? Yet, the plot was interesting. The comedy was fantastic. Plus, it starred Justin Long whom I've loved ever since his days in Ed.

The scenes with Kevin Smith as "Warlock" were hilarious. Any humor that involves Star Wars is the best. Warlock: "Boba Fett, are you a fan of the Fett?" McClane: "No, I'm more of a Star Wars fan." Kills me. Plus, Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager, actor Tim Russ, makes a random appearace. I never see anyone from that show in anything else.

My favorite parts of the movie:

taking down the helicoptor
Warlock
the way Ferrell (Justin Long) talks, especially to the OnStar lady
McClane beating up a girl

4 out of 5 stars.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Lauren's Tidbits: INDEPENDENCE DAY

In the scene where Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum are being chased out of the alien mothership, Jeff says "Must go faster, must go faster." In the film Jurassic Park, when Jeff is injured, riding in the back of a jeep, and getting chased by the T-Rex, he says exactly the same line; same emphasis, same tone, same everything.

In the scene at the start (look carefully) just before Will notices the alien ship, all of his neighbors are packing up and leaving. There is a mailman delivering the mail to one of the neighbors. Always delivering, come rain, shine, or aliens.

The little boy who plays Dylan co-starred with Will once before. He played Will's youngest cousin, Nicky, on the television show, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

There are several references to other science fiction movies in ID4. When Jeff Goldblum turns on his computer, the computer's voice says 'Good Morning Dave' which is a reference to the film 2001.

The humans are out of missiles in the final battle, except for Randy Quaid, who crashes into the alien main weapon, destroying the ship. A number of problems here. First off, a central control center operator reports all the missiles have been fired, indicating they can monitor all planes. But somehow Quaid's missile escaped their notice. Then no one in the control room seems to know where Quaid came from, which they should know if they were monitoring the fighters. Actually these mistakes stem from the original ending, which involved Quaid arriving to the battle in his biplane with a missile strapped to it, because he was too drunk to be given a fighter. He then flew the biplane into the alien ship because he obviously couldn't fire the missile. But producers felt this was too cheesy and filmed Quaid in a fighter, but chose not to film the control center scenes again.

When the First Lady is hopping in the helicopter to fly out of L.A. , another helicopter is nearby. It flies past a building that has a large IBM logo on it. People are standing on the top of the building, giving the impression that it is one of the first buildings to blow up. Remember that the movie was sponsored by Apple.

The reason for the introduction of the 'biomechanical exosuits' was that actually two alien designs were presented to Emmerich, but since he liked both, the more monstrous design was used for the suits.

-courtesy of The Marlar Sheet

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Review: Ratatouille


A rat named Remy (voice by Patton Oswald) dreams of becoming a chef and gets a chance to realize that dream with the help of Linguini (voiced by Lou Romano).

Pixar is unbelievable. I loved it. It was a great story, funny, had great animation, the food looked amazing... All that said, some of it could be lost to little ones. There was a lot going on, but I am sure they would enjoy it none the less.

I love the process Pixar goes through to make their movies. If you get a chance, watch their video podcasts on their website. They're great. In fact, because Pixar uses voices from within at different stages of the process, two of the characters in Ratatouille work at Pixar, Linguini and Emile (Remy's brother). The director just fell in love with their voices to the character. How awesome.

My favorite parts of the movie:

look of the food
physical comedy
Emile
the rats saving the day

5 out of 5 stars.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Review: Evan Almighty


Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) is newly elected to congress when he asks God (Morgan Freeman) to change the world and God responds by commanding him to build an ark.

Great comedy with lots of laughs, neat message. Wanda Sykes who plays his secretary has some wonderful one liners. A lot of critics have bashed it, it's a comedy people I am not looking for some life defining message from it. Geesh. I think even God would get a chuckle from it. He created humor.

My favorite parts of the movie:

Ark building scenes
Theater sign
Wanda Sykes
hidden jokes (i.e. Morgan Freeman wearing a name tag "AL Mighty

4 out of 5 stars.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Review: Knocked Up


Allison (Kathrine Heigl) and Ben (Seth Rogen) hook up for one night only to find out 8 weeks later that they're pregnant.

A hilariously written movie. The dialogue is fabulous. It's awkward and real sounding, plus the stuff they say is just so bizarrely funny. The movie does have a lot of nudity, language, and drug use, which I always find slightly jarring and think, "Did they really need all that?" But maybe I am just not a part of that culture. Besides one of the funniest scenes was when Ben and Pete (Paul Rudd), who is Allison's brother-in-law, are in Vegas and they take mushrooms. Paul Rudd is so freaking funny in that scene. Wonderful.


My favorite parts of the movie:

the dialogue
Mushroom scene
making fun of the bearded roommate
Allison's talks with her boss (Alan Tudyk, Go Firefly) and supervisor chick
Celebrity Cameo's

4 out of 5 stars.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Upcoming Movie: The Dark Knight (July 2008)



The Joker played by Heath Ledger is the villian of choice for Batman this time around; however, it looks like they're setting up already for the third movie, Aaron Eckhart is set to play Harvey Dent, the man who becomes Two Face.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Review: Ocean's Thirteen


Danny (George Clooney), Rusty (Brad Pitt), and the gang are all back (minus the girls) to seek revenge for Willy Bank (Al Pacino) cutting out Ruben (Elliot Gould) from his hotel.

This third installment is even better than the 2nd one, back on par with the first movie. It's back in Vegas. Andy Garcia is back as Terry Benedict and helping out our theives. Even, Bruiser, the guy who fake beats up Danny in the first movie is back. Lots of great humor, caper stunts, they even poke fun at Brad Pitt at the end a little. A couple other suprise people show up, but I won't ruin it. Wonderfully shot. Just a great film.

My favorite parts of the movie:

the scenes about Oprah
Danny and Rusty's side comments about their relationships
suprises
the poor hotel rater
what they do to Terry Benedict

5 out of 5 stars.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Trailer: Enchanted



This trailer is worth watching just to see "Cyclops" break into song at the end....

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


All the gang's back to save Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) from Davy Jones' (Bill Nighy's) Locker and fight Lord Cutler Beckett (Tom Hollander) for control of the sea.

Brilliant third installment to the Pirates trilogy. The action and special effects are over the top and wonderful. The story is perhaps not as good as the first two but still excellent. There are some very bizarre moments with Jack in Davy Jones' locker that reappear throughout the movie and don't quite fit in. However, Elizabeth kicks butt as always, which is refreshing and wonderful. The two bumbling British officers from the very first movie and went missing in the second are back and brilliant. Plus, Keith Richards makes his appearance as Jack's dad. The love story...well...I won't comment so I won't ruin it. Overall, I greatly enjoyed the film with all its action, humor, love story, and its throwbacks to the first two. Top notch.

Also, if you stay until the very last credit rolls, there is a special scene at the end that is "perhaps" where the story might go if they make another movie. Who really knows what that means? But it's worth the "Ten Years" of waiting through the credits to watch.

My favorite parts of the movie:

Special Effects
What Elizabeth becomes
The two bumbling British officers
throwbacks to the first two films
Getting to see un-tentaclly Davy Jones
The scene at the very end

5 out of 5 stars.

Trailer: Becoming Jane



Trivia Tidbit: The music in this trailer is a mashup of music from Sense and Sensibility and Little Women. The gentleman lead, James McAvoy, plays Mr. Tumnus in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.

Trailer: National Treasure: Book of Secrets

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Review: Shrek the Third


Shrek (Mike Myers) finds himself next in line to the throne after King Herold (John Cleese) croaks. He sets off to find the next heir, Arthur (Justin Timberlake) while Prince Charming (Rupert Everett) throws a coup de tat and imprisons a pregnant Fiona (Cameron Diaz).

Fun, fun, fun. Ok, maybe the story wasn't quite as good as the first two, but this third installment was still hilarious. So many funny moments, don't worry I won't ruin it. Also, the visuals were great, steps ahead of the previous animation. I mean you could see the fibers of Shrek's shirt blowing in the wind. It was crazy!
Great movie for lots of laughs.

My favorite parts of the movie:

the attacking princesses
Shrek's nightmare
the great supporting characters, donkey, puss, gingie, the three pigs, Pinocchio, wolf, Merlin...
a second ugly stepsister was voiced by Regis Philbin

4 out of 5 stars.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Coming Soon: Transformers



I admit it. I played Transformers with my brother growing up. However, I didn't remember their names. Optimus Prime seems familiar, but that could just be with the movie coming. Autobot is apparently in the picture. I was a little skeptical of this movie, but I will try to give it the benefit of the doubt. It's a Michael Bay film, King of Blowing Stuff Up, which I tend to enjoy. I really liked his recent film The Island. Plus, I love the picture I posted. Giving props to the 80's, obviously to the Transformers, and, of course, My Little Pony. I totally had a pink My Little Pony, the only one I owned. Yet, Kyle had loads of transformers... darn, spoiled little brothers.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Review: Spiderman 3


Spiderman (Tobey Maguire) battles 3 villains, New Goblin (James Franco), Sandman (Thomas Hayden Church), and Venom (Topher Grace), and romances two women, Mary Jane (Kirsten Dunst) and Gwen Stacey (Bryce Dallas Howard), in this third installment to the series.

Well, I think my summary says it all. There were A LOT of storylines in this movie and a lot of flashing back to the other two movies, that seemed unnecessary. However, it was still a very fun, enjoyable movie to watch. The special effects and action were great. I loved the characters and their development. There were some cringe-worthy sappy moments. (I am not sure about that whole dance sequence). Yet, lots of laughs, especially at the expense of the editor of the Daily Bugle, J Jonah Jameson (J K Simmons). (Another of my random connections: I actually know someone who's related to the actor J K Simmons). Well worth seeing if you're a fan of the first two.

There have been lots of rumors about a forth installment and while they wrapped things up, they certainly left room for another movie. However, if director Sam Raimi doesn't come back, I highly doubt that will happen with the current cast.

My favorite parts of the movie:

Character development
J Jonah Jameson
Villian's stories, especially Harry's
Everybody was back, I mean everyone, including Stan Lee (creator of Spiderman, cameos in #1 and #2) and Bruce Cambell (He was the wrestling announcer in #1 and the annoying ticket taker in #2)

4 out of 5 stars

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Upcoming Movie Connections

May 4: Spiderman, stars Topher Grace as Venom

who starred in That 70's Show with guest star Lindsey Lohan, who's in

May 11: Georgia Rule,

and also starred in The Holiday with Cameron Diaz, who's the voice of Princess Fiona in

May 18: Shrek the Third

and starred in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with Johnny Depp (as well as Spiderman himself, Tobey Maguire)who's Captain Jack Sparrow in

May 25: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Can you say "Age-Appropriate?"

Husband finally decides that maybe it would be ok to see 300. So, last night we went to the cheap theater in town to watch it. I am sad to say that I almost enjoy the cheap theater experience more that the regular theater, but that's just first impressions. Anyway, one family brought their 4 or 5 year old. I don't think I could do that. The movie is extremely bloody and scary and there's nudity. I mean you get to watch someone being decapitated in slow motion for crying out loud. What 5 year old would enjoy that? Talk about emotional scarring.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Trailer: Hot Fuzz



The more I read and hear about this, the more I want to see it. Crazy.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Review: Blades of Glory


Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell) and Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder) team up to compete in pairs figure skating after being banned from the men's division.

Ah, I was ready for a good laugh after my first week at my new job and this movie didn't disappoint. Will Ferrell movies are just so stupidly funny and I was really in the mood for that. Consequently, I loved it. The physical comedy, the one liners, all the cameos. There were at least six professional figure skaters that made a cameo: Scott Hamiton, Nancy Kerrigan, Peggy Fleming, Brian Boitano, Sasha Cohen...and I can't remember the other one.

Great fun if your in the mood for a good laugh and don't mind getting slightly grossed out.

My favorite parts of the movie:

cameos
the phone conversation between Jimmy and Katie
Snowflake and the arrow
their Coach was played by Coach, Craig T. Nelson

4 out of 5 stars.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Friday, March 30, 2007

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


It's still four months away and I am already giddy with excitement. I read an early review from a screening in Chicago so I am prepared for what they left out. The only part of the book that I wish could have been in the movie is when they go to St. Mungo's Hospital. Oh, well, I guess Kenneth Branagh didn't want to reprise his role as Professor Lockhart. ;)

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Review: Shooter


Bob Lee Swagger (Mark Wahlberg) is a former sniper framed for an assassination attempt on the President.

I survived this movie after spending 13.5 hours moving. Suffice it to say I was rather tired but went anyway because I drag my husband to all sorts of movies. The only good thing I have to say about it was that the explosions were cool. Danny Glover as a bad guy didn't work for me. I kept thinking about Angels in the Outfield. So, yeah, the explosions were cool.

My favorite things about the movie:

hmm, let me think, the explosions were cool
oh wait, I also liked the crazy gun expert

2 out of 5 stars.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Pirates

The Pirate player doesn't fit on this blog for some reason. Please find it on my other blog here.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Review: 300


300 Spartans led by King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) battle with the massive Persian army. Based on Frank Miller's graphic novel.

Visually stunning, great soundtrack, lots of decapitations. Would have been fine with less nudity, but, whatever, it's not my movie. I enjoyed how the story not only focused on the battle but also the fight back home by the Queen to have the Spartan council send more troops.

Is it bizarre that I wanted to see this movie but my husband did not? I mean it's a "guy" movie with war and blood, etc. I went and saw it with my brother so I wasn't some freak girl who went alone. ;)

My favorite parts of the movie:

the battle sequences
the soundtrack
the Queen fighting at Sparta

4 out of 5 stars.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Maybe Baby (2001)


I just watched this movie. It is British and wasn't widely released in the U.S. I enjoyed it though. A comedy about infertility, hard to pull off. Great British actors though, Hugh Laurie, Emma Thompson, Matthew MacFayden, Tom Hollander, Dawn French (I love the Vicar), Jennifer Saunders, etc. Three actors in this movie are in Pride and Prejudice, my all time favorite romantic movie.

I think what really set it off for me though was Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) playing the gynecologist. Wow.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Upcoming Movies


Becoming Jane (August 2007): Jane Austen's life before becoming a famous novelist, starring Anne Hathaway.

Star Trek XI (2008): J.J. Abrams, creator of lost, tackles the next Star Trek film rumoured to be about Kirk and Spock as young officers.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Bizzare TV and Movie Trivia

Ok, ok, some more of my crazy connections expanding some of my favorites.

Roxann Dawson (B'Lanna Torres from Star Trek: Voyager) directed an episode of Lost,"The Long Con" from Season One with flashbacks about Sawyer (Josh Holloway).

Nathan Fillion (Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly) plays Kate's (Evangeline Lily) husband on Lost.

Evangeline Lily and Dominic Monaghan, both in Lost, plan on marrying this summer.

Dominic Monaghan (Charlie from Lost, Merry in Lord of the Rings) starred with Brad Dourif (Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings, Lon Suder in Star Trek: Voyager).

Gina Torres (Zoe Washburn from Firefly) is married to Laurence Fisburne (Morpheus from The Matrix) which also starred Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith, Elrond in Lord of the Rings).

Ron Glass (Shepard Book from Firefly) plays Ross Geller's (David Schwimmer) divorce lawyer on Friends.

Courtney Cox (Monica Geller on Friends) stars with Robert Duncan McNeil (Tom Paris on Star Trek: Voyager) in Masters of the Universe (ok, not one of my favorites).

And to kind of bring this all back to the beginning in a odd sort of way (believe me, I could keep going): Tom Paris (Robert Duncan McNeil) and B'lanna Torres (Roxann Dawson) get married on Star Trek: Voyager.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Upcoming Movies

Fanboys (August 2007): Four extreme "Star Wars" fans and childhood friends from the Midwest drive across America to Skywalker Ranch in order to sneak a peak at the yet unreleased "Episode 1: Phantom Menace" as one last hoorah for their dying friend. Along the way they run afoul at a Star Trek convention and have it out with the Trekkies.

OK, can this movie be anything but perfect? ;) Score, I just found the trailer as I was writing this. I seriously cried during it, because it's funny not because it's sad. Well, maybe it's a little sad.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Review: Children of Men


In a bleak future where humans are infertile, Theo (Clive Owen) finds hope in a pregnant girl as he tries to lead her safely to The Human Project, an almost mythical gathering of scientists trying to solve the mystery of humans' inability to reproduce.

A stunning, albeit dark and twisted view of the future by Alfonso Cuaron. The awesome performances, intriguing story, and wonderful cinematography make this a great movie. The scenery and dialogue add to the dark grittiness. I am always a fan of movies set in the future. Even movies that seem slightly awkward and staggering.

My favorite parts of the movie:

the future
characters referring to themselves in the third person
coughing strawberry weed
the story

4 out of 5 stars.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Spiderman 3



Bryce Dallas Howard as Gwen Stacy in Spiderman 3. Isn't she cute? She dies in the comic book so don't hold your breath. Three villains, two girls, one crazy suit. What will Spiderman do? ;)

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Bizarre Movie Quiz

Name the 2004 movie in which Chronicles of Narnia's Mr. Tumnus (James McAvoy) character's father was played by Lord of the Rings' King Theoden (Bernard Hill).

Update: Wimbledon starring Kirsten Dunst and Paul Bettany.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Trailer: Ocean's Thirteen



I enjoyed the first one immensely, the second one somewhat less, the third one... we'll see.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Upcoming Movies



Blades of Glory (March 2007) Will Ferrell and Jon Heder star as competing Olympic ice skaters. When they are banned from skating they find a loophole which allows them to compete as a pairs team.

Oh my, Will Ferrell and Jon Heder, watch out.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets (December 2007) Nicholas Cage is back as Benjamin Franklin Gates, treasure hunter/archeologist, who is searching for the truth behind Abraham Lincoln's assassination.

I loved the original, hope this one can stand up to it.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Bizzare Movie Quiz

Name the movie where Kate Winslet (Miss Titanic, largest grossing movie ever made) and Daniel Craig (Mr. James Bond) were love interests.

Update: A Kid in King Arthur's Court

Trailer: The Last Mimzy

Review: A Night at the Museum


Larry Daley (Ben Stiller) takes a night guard position at the Museum of Natural History where after sunset, the exhibits come to life.

Just a fun movie with a lot of laughs and a cute story. I absolutely love the whole premise of this movie, things coming to life at night. The cavemen want fire, the huns are attacking, the lions want to eat you, the small dioramas are trying to invade each other. Enter Jedidiah (Owen Wilson), the cowboy who's at odds with Octavius (Steve Coogan), the Roman. Dick Van Dyke and Mickey Rooney are great as the old night guards, and of course Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt is always wonderful. Be sure to catch Brad Garrett as the voice of the Easter Island head.

My favorite parts of the movie:

what comes to life
old night guards
Rexy
Jedidiah and Octavius

5 out of 5 stars.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Review: We are Marshall


Marshall University's football team's journey to recover after losing most of its players and coaches to a tragic plane crash in 1970.

Excellent movie about real life adversity. Wow, all these true stories are hard to write about. I thought Matthew McConaughy and Matthew Fox who played coaches, Jack Lengyel and Red Dawson, were great. I have heard some critics call it cheesy with all the football cliches, but frankly it was more about the people's struggle than about the football. Plus, what fun would the football scenes be without a little slow-motion tension.

My favorite parts of the movie:

characters
storytelling

4 out of 5 stars.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Review: The Good Shepherd


Edward Wilson (Matt Damon) is recruited into a secret society and joins in at the birth of the CIA.

A fair movie with decent performances. Although, Edward Wilson has to be the most boring character/real person imaginable and with 2 and a half hours of movie that's a lot of boring. However, the twists and turns of his life were interesting and the spy action was very intriguing, double agents, friends who were enemies, enemies who were friends. Be prepared to really concentrate on the plot as it jumps backward and forward through his life and can be confusing with all the people switching sides. Don't expect any laughs either. I think I remember one joke, hmm maybe not. But who expects laughs from this kind of movie anyway. Definitely not a movie I want to see over and over again, but an interesting story about the CIA.

My favorite parts of the movie:

Spy stuff

3 out of 5 stars.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Review: The Pursuit of Happyness


Chris Gardner (Will Smith) struggles to support and shelter himself and his son as he pursues an unpaid intership at a brokerage firm.

An inspirational movie with striking performances. Not really much to say since it is based on a true story.

Chris Gardner's son Christopher is played by Will Smith's actual son, Jadon Smith. I also noticed during the opening credits the name Dan Castellaneta, a name I reconized but could not place since there were many actors I recognized in the movie who's names I did not know. Then this evening I randomly visited The Simpsons Movie Yahoo page and it hit me. It's Homer Simpson. He plays the supervisor of the internship program. He also happens to have graduated from my alma mater NIU. You know me and my connections.

My favorite parts of the movie:

the perfomances
randomly reappearing bone density scanners
Christopher's jokes

5 out of 5 stars.

Trailer: Epic Movie



It might of been the mood I was in when I first saw this, but I found it hilarious. Hmm.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Review: Eragon



Eragon (Ed Speelers) finds a dragon egg and when it hatches for him, he discovers he has become a dragon rider.

Disappointing, for one who has read the book at least. My husband enjoyed it but hasn't read the book. I for one understand that movies can not follow the book completely, but this version went so far as to change major parts of the plot and leave out characters who come into play in the continuing story.

First, the good news. It was visually very pleasing. The scenes with the dragon flying were great. Even the sound effects were very cool. Jeremy Irons did do justice to the character of Brom.

But beyond that there was precious little character development and at least six or seven important characters were left out. Ok, leave out a couple but six or seven. And I can appreciate leaving out some of the locations they visit along their journey so they moved some characters, fine. But when they get to their destination, there is no explanation of the new people they meet or what's going on, it's like battle and done. You don't even learn that one of the characters you meet is a dwarf and what his name even is. Plus they completely change the way the battle is played out. They change the way the evil guys dies (no spoiler there, come on you know an evil guy dies). And they tell you things you're not supposed to find out about until the second book.

I had such high hopes for this movie. But can 106 minutes of movie (less than two hours) do justice to a 497 page book? No!!

Please read the book, it's excellent. Wait to watch the movie.

My favorite parts of the movie:

visually pleasing
sound effects
Brom
Rachel Weisz as the voice of Saphira

3 out of 5 stars.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Lauren's Tidbits

Johnny Depp and pirates like peas and carrots. Besides being in the Pirates of Caribbean franchise. He starred in Finding Neverland about J.M Barrie writing Peter Pan. Of course there's Captain Hook but he also plays pirates with the four boys he befriends in the movie. The movie is excellent but don't look into their lives beyond the movie. Mr. Barrie, plus I think two of the boys, end up committing suicide. How depressing. Anyway, my tidbit is that not one but two other actors from Pirates of the Caribbean star with Johnny Depp in Finding Neverland, Mackenzie Crook and Angus Barnett. What great names. Mackenzie plays Ragetti in Pirates, the humorous lunk who always losing his eye and Mr. Jaspers in Neverland, the usher trying desperately to answer Mr. Barrie's questions about whether the audience likes his plays. Angus plays Mullroy in Pirates the portly British officer who first meets Jack Sparrow trying to commandeer a ship and doesn't believe there is a actual Black Pearl and Mr. Reilly in Neverland, the actor who ends up playing Nana the dog in Peter Pan.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Review: The Holiday


Iris (Kate Winslet) and Amanda (Cameron Diaz) are alone and depressed at Christmas. They decide to switch houses to escape their lives. Iris heads to L.A. and Amanda to England and the general meeting of their perfect guys ensues.

This movie was not quite what I expected, a lot more intelligent dialogue and far less comedy than imagined. Still cute though, but kind of boring. Despite the boringness, there were some things I enjoyed. I love the character of Iris. All the actors are great in this movie. Watch out for Dustin Hoffman's cameo.

I also love the fact the Amanda's profession is as a editor for movie trailers and throughout the movie "the movie guy" narrates her life like a trailer. Lots of fun.

My favorite parts of the movie:

Jack Black's singing
Jude Law's crying
cameos
general chick-flickyness
life trailers

4 out of 5 stars.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

December Movies

Here's a list of the movies I want to see in December. It's going to be a long month...

Definite must sees
The Nativity Story
Apocalypto
The Holiday
Charlotte's Web
Eragon
Night at the Museum
We are Marshall
Children of Men

Husband wants to see
The Good Shepherd
Rocky Balboa

Will possibly see, but probably not given all the other movies coming out
Pursuit of Happyness
Arthur and the Invisibles
Miss Potter
The Good German
Pan's Labyrinth

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Review: Happy Feet


Mumble sets off to discover what has happened to all the fish after being shunned from the penguin colony for his lightness of foot.

Cute movie with a message. Great music, awesome animation. At one point I was confused as to whether the people in the movie were real or animated. I definitely know at one point they were real but there were also points where they seemed animated too. Crazy.

My favorite parts of the movie:

The Music
The Animation
Robin Williams, always great

4 out of 5 stars.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Review: Casino Royale


James Bond (Danial Craig) recieves double-o status and enters a high-stakes poker game to stop a financer of world terrorism.

Excellent movie all around. (As long as you don't mind a blond Bond, which I don't). I appreciate that the series has abadoned the cheesy-type movies they made with Pierce Brosnan, except for Goldeneye. I enjoyed Goldeneye. It reminds me of where the Batman series went before Batman Begins. The only slightly cheesy part in this movie is the unbelievable action, especially the crane sequence. However, I will give them the fact that it is a movie after all and action in general keeps getting bigger and crazier.

The dialogue between Vesper Lyd (Eva Green) and Bond is wonderful, especially during their first meeting on the bullet train. This movie also has the funniest torture scene. Probably the only funny torture seen ever.

Also, crashing Aston Martins, ouch. My dream car...

My favorite parts of the movie:

Refreshing humor
the poker game
the opening credits
Dame Judi Dench (M) is always wonderful
Aston Martins

And I must say Bond in his swim trunks, ow ;)

5 out of 5 stars.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Lauren's Tidbits


I just finished watching Full Metal Jacket starring Matthew Modine, Vincent D'Onofrio, and Adam Baldwin. What a messed up movie. I must say that Vincent D'Onofrio is one of my least favorite actors, right under Steven Segal and Chuck Norris. He is a good actor (unlinke the other two) but all of his characters irritate me. He gained 70 pound for his role in the movie. A record just broken by Christian Bale (100 pounds from The Machinist to Batman Begins). R. Lee Emery, the drill instructor, also irritates me. He was hired to train the actor playing the drill instructor and won the role with his demostrations. (Spoiler alert: Thankfully they both bite the big one in this movie).

Trailer: Evan Almighty

Trailer: Bridge to Terabithia



I remember really enjoying this book as a 6th/7th grader.

Trailer: The Simpsons Movie

Friday, November 10, 2006

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Review: The Prestige


Angier (Hugh Jackman) and Bolden (Christian Bale) are two rival magicians in 19th century London.

Great mystery. Slightly confusing. The movie goes back and forth in time quite frequently, often without an obvious transition. Nevertheless, the plot twists and turns are wonderful. I definitely recommend this to anyone who likes figuring out where the plot of a movie is going to go next.

It reunites Batman Begins' stars Christian Bale and Michael Caine with director, Christopher Nolan. Plus, no movie would be complete without David Bowie, remember Labyrinth. (He's a trained mime. That explains so much.)

My favorite parts of the movie:

The secrets
The cast
Especially Andy Serkis, what a great character actor, got to give it up for Gollum

5 out of 5 stars.

Lauren's Tidbits



The Goldblums

There is a new professor in the Geography Department at NIU, David Goldblum, who is related to Jeff Goldblum (Independence Day, The Fly, Jurassic Park). I believe they are cousins. Jeff was coincidentally in the last movie I reviewed, Man of the Year. They even kind of look alike, in a nerdy scientist kind of way.

Review: Man of the Year


Comedian Tom Dobbs (Robin Williams) decides to run for president after an audience member of his talk show makes a flip comment that he should.

Very funny, especially if you enjoy Robin Williams and/or political humor. Besides the comedy extending from his underground run for president, the movie also tackles the more serious vein of the fraudulent electronic voting system employed in the election. The humor and seriousness came in bursts with the movie taking itself a litte too serious. I mean in a comedy I should not almost have a heart attack from fright. Seriously.

My favorite parts of the movie:

Robin Williams
His candidness with the press

4 out of 5 stars.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Review: The Guardian

Ben Randall (Kevin Costner) is reassigned after losing his crew to teach A-school for Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers which includes swim champ Jake Fischer (Ashton Kutcher).

A good movie about the unheralded Coast Guard. The rescue scenes were exciting but the movie was a little too long at 2 hrs and 19 mins.

My favorite parts of the movie:
The second trip to the Navy bar
The old Coast Guard pictures in the credits

3 out of 5 stars.

Lauren's Tidbits

Actress Isabella Rossellini's (Death Becomes Her, Wyatt Earp) mother was Ingrid Bergman (Casablanca). Her first movie was with her mother, A Matter of Time.

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow's (Shakespeare in Love, Sliding Doors) mother is Blythe Danner (Meet the Parents). Her first movie was Hook.

Isabella was on Ross' (David Schwimmer) "LIST" on Friends and starred with Gwyneth in The Pallbearer.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Lauren's Tidbits

Random movie trivia, anecdotes, and connections...

The Parent Trap: Joanna Barnes played Vicky, the young money-grabbing fiance, in the original 1961 version with Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills. (Remember the honey on the toes). She also played Vicki, Meridith's mom (the young money-grabbing fiance), in the 1998 version with Lindsey Lohan and Lindsey Lohan.

"You can call me Aunt Vicky/Vicki."

Trailer: Eragon

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Review: Invincible

The true story of Vincent Papale (Mark Wahlberg), a Philadelphia Eagles fan who makes the team during open tryouts.

I love football and I love all the Disney-we overcame the odds-Sports Stories, Remember the Titans, The Rookie, Miracle... Hence, I really enjoyed Invincible. Good Dramady (Drama and Comedy) mixture. In fact, I wish it was a little longer. Anyway, good fun that gears me up for football season.

My favorite parts of the movie:

Mud Football
His love interest, Janet, is a Giants fan
His recovered fumble

4 out of 5 stars.

Monday, August 21, 2006

One is never enough, Part 2 (see I told you)

Walt Disney is filming Unnatural History about a faimly trapped in a History Museum overnight and the exhibits start coming to life. Sound Familiar??? Of course, it does because (say it with me now), One is never enough. I will admit though that Unnatural History is a far superior title to A Night at the Museum.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Why is one never enough?

Armageddon: Deep Impact

Dante's Peak: Volcano

National Treasure: Sahara

Now it's....

Beowulf and Grendel: Beowulf

At least this time, it's indie/art house versus mainstream... poor little indie flick.

The Nativity Story



Brave Project. First impressions look good. Check out at behind the scenes featurette at their website. Opens December 1, 2006 just in time for Christmas.

A Night at the Museum




This looks right up my alley. Very Toy Story, Indian in the Cupboard....except with Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams, Dick Van Dyke and Mickey Rooney. Website

Friday, August 04, 2006

Review: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby


Ricky Bobby wants to go fast. He finds trouble when Jean Girard, the French Formula One driver, comes to America to race on the NASCAR circuit.

Good, classic fun with Will Ferrell. Not his best, but still enjoyable. His sons are hilarious and John C. Reilly (a guy you see in tons of movies but never know quite who he is) really stands out as Ricky Bobby's best friend, Cal. I love the cougar and be sure to stay for the credits. Oh, and keep an eye out for Andy Ricter and Molly Shannon.

My favorite parts of the movie:

Ricky Bobby's sons: Walker and Texas Ranger
the prayers to BABY Jesus
Karen the cougar
the credits

4 out of 5 stars

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Children of Men Trailer



One generation from now, women are infertile, the youngest person on the planet just died, and the world is in chaos.

I love movies set in the future. Very intriguied by this one.

Movie Website

Wicked Animation

Both the Renaissance trailer below and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer above have some pretty awesome animation. (For some reason the TMNT trailer doesn't have sound.)

If you would like to watch the TMNT trailer with sound, please find it here.

If you would like to watch the Renaissance trailer with better resolution, please find it here

TMNT Trailer


Renaissance Movie Trailer

Paris 2054. Ilona Tassueiv, a young and brilliant researcher is violently kidnapped. Avalon, a giant multinational corporation and her employer, wants her found at any cost. Dellenbach, Avalon’s CEO, has requested that Officer Bartholomew Karas, a hostage retrieval specialist and the most controversial cop in the force, be in charge of the case... Directed by Christian Volkman, voice cast includes: Daniel Craig, Romola Garai, Jonathan Pryce, Kevork Malikyan, Ian Holm & Catherine McCormack

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Becca and Sir Anthony

News: Blond Bond


While we have yet to see Daniel Craig as the new Bond, James Bond, word has it a follow up is already in the works, tentatively called Bond 22.

Casino Royale, the newest Bond flick, opens Nov. 17.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

News: Eragon


Eragon, book one in the Inheritance Trilogy by Christopher Paolini, is coming to theaters December 15th. I am a big fan, just finishing up the second book, Eldest, currently. They are very Lord of the Rings-ish but with a big emphasis on Dragons. I would definately recommend them. Looking forward to this one. Check out their website here.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest


Jack Sparrow, make that Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), and Elizabeth Swan (Keira Knightley) team up again to search for a key and chest belonging to Davy Jones (Bill Nighy).

This movie was probably the one I was most looking forward to seeing this summer and it didn't disappoint. Despite an awkward beginning (most likely due to my expectation of the film), the rest was everything you want from a good piratey movie. Almost all of the old characters were back, many of whom switch roles, good, bad, sometimes it was hard to keep up. Lots of inside jokes stemming back to the last movie. Might want to refresh before seeing this one. Good story, good action, lots of humor, but beware that this is the second movie of three, so it has one killer of a cliffhanger ending. But breathe deeply knowing the next one is only one year away instead of three.

My favorite parts of the movie (just a few):

that the evil Beckett is played by Tom Hollander (Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice, poor Keira always has to deal with him ;)
what's happened to Commodore Norrington, Elizabeth Swan's former fiance
Elizabeth swordfighting
the undead monkey
the good/bad role switching
the cliffhanger ending

5 out of 5 stars

Thursday, July 06, 2006

The Green Beast Rears Its Ugly Head

I am jealous. I freely admit it. Becca, a girl I have hung out with a couple of times (friend of a friend), is currently on a film set in California. She has an intership on the movie "Slipstream." It is written by, directed by, and stars SIR Anthony Hopkins, with the likes of John Turturro, Christian Slater, Micheal Clark Duncan, and Jeffery Tambor. Plus while learning all sorts of cool stuff about film making on set, she got to be an extra in one scene!!! What an awesome internship!!


Here is Becca learning about capturing live audio from sound mixer David Ronne.

Let's see, at my intership today, I got to scan a map of police districts. Fun.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

My Rating System

I thought it might be beneficial to quantify my rating system.

0 stars - Horrible, I probably didn't even finish watching the movie.

1 star - Bad, would not recommend.

2 stars - It was ok. I survived it.

3 stars - Fun. Enjoyable. Would watch again later.

4 stars - Good. Might or might not own someday.

5 stars - Excellent. Will probably be buying this the day it comes out on DVD.

Review: Superman Returns

After five years, Superman (Brandon Routh) returns to Metropolis to find that Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey) is out of jail and Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth) has moved on.

This has everything you would want from a superhero movie. Brandon Routh (who looks very much like Christopher Reeve) makes for a great heroic Superman and a cute, bumbling Clark Kent. The story and writing are spot on. This is the movie Bryan Singer abandoned Xmen 3 for and I think it payed off. I wish just a little bit more could have been resolved at the end but I also thought the ending went a little long. However, my perception might be slightly skewed because I had a little too much Pepsi during the movie.

My favorite parts of the movie:
Lex Luthor's evil plot
The token line "It's a bird, it's a plane...
Brandon Routh's performance
Lois Lane's son playing Heart and Soul on the piano with the evil henchmen

5 out of 5 stars.

Review: The Devil Wears Prada

Struggling to become a journalist, unfashionable Andy (Anne Hathaway) takes a job at Runway magazine, lorded over by Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep), the most demanding boss imaginable.

This is just a fun movie. Meryl Streep is excellent as that character you just love to hate and Anne Hathaway goes from Casual Corner to Chanel. (Somehow she always seems to get makeovers in her movies).

My favorite parts of the movie:
Andy coming through on Miranda's most impossible request
Nigel (Stanley Tucci)

3 out of 5 stars.

News: Spiderman 3

Check out the teaser trailer for Spiderman 3.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Review: The Lake House

Alex and Kate begin a relationship through letters sent through the lake house's mailbox. However, Alex is living in 2004 and Kate is in 2006.

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together after starring in Speed (1994). I think they have a great chemistry in the this movie, even though I've always thought Keanu Reeves to be an awkward actor. The story in intriguing and who doesn't love movies involving time travel (even if it is through letters). They pull off the whole "conversation in the letters," which I think always works well. I thought it was a very enjoyable romantic drama, a genre you don't see much anymore.

My favorite parts of the movie:
the setting: Chicago
time traveling
their meeting in 2004

3 out of 5 stars.

Review: Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Sean Boswell (Lucas Black) faces jail or moving to Japan to live with his father. Once there, he finds an underground racing circuit whose special move is, what else, the Tokyo Drift.

Given that my expectations for this movie were extremely low, it was actually better that I expected. I might go far as to say that it was better than its predecessor Too Fast Too Furious. However, the original starring Vin Diesel is still the best in the series. The story was ok, but I did enjoy the fact that it was set in Japan and the differences the culture and place brought.

My favorite parts of the movie included:
Seeing Taran Noah Smith (the eldest Taylor boy from Home Improvement)
The cameo by Vin Diesel
The setting: Japan

2 out of 5 stars.


(Lightning McQueen and Doc from Cars also Drift. I believe they called it "turning right to go left.")

Review: Cars

Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson) is a hot new rookie on the racing circiut. On his way to California for the tie breaker race, he finds himself in Radiator Springs, the town time, and most everyone else, forgot.

This movie was wonderful, another hit for Pixar. The story was great and the writing, ahhh, I love good writing. Whoever the writing team for Pixar is, they're amazing, always something for kids and adults. Also, a great voice cast including Paul Newman, Bonnie Hunt, Larry the Cable Guy, Tony Shaloub, John Ratzenberger...

Some of my favorite things about the movie include:
The backround rocks shaped like old car hoods
Frank
The line: "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
John Ratzenberger poking fun at himself in the credits

5 out of 5 stars.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Review: X-Men:The Last Stand

The X-men franchise has always been enjoyable to me and this movie was no exception. I remember watching the cartoon as a kid with my brother, never got into the comic books, but loved the first two movies. I pretty much knew where the story for the third installment was going to go so I didn't have a problem with it like some did. I did think that the writing could have been better. The dialogue was way too saturated with those one liners that try get a laugh. C'mon, a few are ok but this was overkill. I really loved the beginning where you get to see a younger Charles Xavier and Eric Lencher. I heard Patrick Stewert and Ian McKellen wanted to make their computer enhanced appearances permanent. The special effects were great and Kelsey Grammer even pulled off a believalbe Beast. 4 out of 5 stars.

(Oh, and if you're sad that the series is over, don't be. Hugh Jackman has signed on to star in a Wolverine movie. Perhaps a prequel?)

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Rrrr, me veggies!

Big Idea is making The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Veggietales Movie and Universal Pictures is distributing. It's categorized as being in production on Universal's website and I couldn't find anything about it on Big Idea's site. The pirates are my favorite. Aye, aye captain Crunch. Hee he he he he.

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